Green's: 5/10

What a disappointment. My wife's cousins were in town. They'd read a list of the "100 best restaurants in London", and Green's made it in. I don't know how. Cheap, it ain't. Nor is there much to choose from if you're a vegetarian. The waiters don't understand when you ask for a starter to be brought with the main. They had an "accident" with my seabass, resulting in my dinner arriving 10 minutes' after everyone else's. The service was diabolical and slow; the portions tiny. My smoked salmon and scrambled eggs starter was delicious. But at a cost: the final bill came to a gargantuan £40 a head, not including tip. I won't be going back here in a hurry.